Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

Forwarded to the net 19 Dec 1997, by laughalot-owner@graceweb.org

     "Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has
      been unable to find a way to damage them."    - Dave Barry

~~~ Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along! ~~~ (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although My boss let me go -- Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless shrug, I mutter; I say "No, man; I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

- Original source unknown

Reposted by Rich Zellich